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From Trump: LAST MINUTE MOTHER'S DAY GIFT?

Here's a hint... It's PINK & MAGA

But there's only a few left

ORDER:
9:44 AM

From Trump: [CoffeeHorse] will you endorse me to become the 47th President?

America's future is at stake

DECIDE:
2:16 PM

From Lara Trump: I need your Trump Sample Ballot by 5/12!

I'm personally reviewing your responses.

SUBMISSION PORTAL:
3:34 PM

From Trump: TAKE A DRINK FROM THIS!

The Official Trump Mugshot Mug is back

Only a few left!

TAKE A LOOK:
5:03 PM

From Trump: This could be the last text I ever send!

Do you have any final words to share with me?

PLEASE:
7:36 PM
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CoffeeHorse

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From Trump: I'M HOLDING AN EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE

I'm speaking. Are you voting for me?

YES or NO:
9:39 AM

From Trump I'M SPEAKING DIRECTLY TO BIDEN

Read my address to Sleepy Joe:
12:14 PM

From Trump: My next VP will be...

DECIDED BY [CoffeeHorse]!

MAKE YOUR CHOICE:
2:17 PM

Don Jr: [CoffeeHorse], your devotion to my father is truly inspiring.

I'd love to talk to you about it.

BEGIN INTERVIEW:
3:37 PM

[CoffeeHorse] are you really from FL?

It's Donald Trump, and I've got a few questions...

ANSWER:
5:06 PM

From Trump: I want [CoffeeHorse] to have this MAGA hat

You've never seen one quite like this.

TAKE A LOOK:
7:37 PM

Actually, I have never seen any MAGA hat in person.
 

wonko the sane?

You may test that assumption at your convinience.
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Only their bravest dare wear them openly on the streets in every day use because they KNOW they are in the wrong.
 

CoffeeHorse

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One of these is not like the others.

[CoffeeHorse] would you hop on a call?

It's Trump, and I wish I could speak with you...

START INTERVIEW:
11:12 AM

Ugh, [CoffeeHorse].

It's Jared Moskowitz. Our campaign is coming up on its mid-month deadline, and we're falling behind on grassroots contributions.

Fundraising setbacks like these aren't just immediate bad news; they can seriously throw off our mission to keep FL-23 blue. This is a must-win race for Democrats to take back the House Majority.

I hate to ask, but could you please rush $15 or more to help our campaign reach its mid-month goal? I need you in this fight with me.
1:04 PM

[CoffeeHorse] Your walls look empty

This is Donald Trump.

Decorate them with MY OFFICIAL MAGA FLAG:
2:05 PM

Don't judge me...

PLEASE, [CoffeeHorse]! We can't hold your spot for long. Become a Trump Life Member in the next 45 MIN if you STAND with Trump!
3:07 PM

BREAKING VIDEO FROM THE COURTHOUSE.

Lara Trump.

Eric Trump.

Vivek Ramaswamy.

Byron Donalds.

Cory Mills.

They all just joined forces to record this just for you.

Watch now:

President Trump is facing the worst WITCH HUNT in American history.

So we're asking EVERY True Trump Republican to watch this message before the day is over.

Watch Now and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
3:29 PM

Lara Trump: Have you ever been to a Trump rally?

We want to host the next one in FL!

Tell me if you'd go:
5:40 PM

From Trump: I can't go on any longer until I get this off my chest.

This has been eating at me all day.

See here:
6:02 PM

From Trump: THE POLICE!

I love them dearly, so here's a small token of my appreciation.

BLUE MAGA HAT:
8:04 PM
 

CoffeeHorse

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From Trump: [CoffeeHorse] ANNOUNCING MY VP

Nikki Haley is NOT under consideration. I wish her well.

GUESS MY VP:
10:06 AM

Breaking From Trump: LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

DEBATE HAS BEEN SCHEDULED WITH CROOKED JOE!

My full response:
12:20 PM

[CoffeeHorse] did you see this video?

This is Donald Trump, and I recorded it just for you

WATCH BREAKING VIDEO:
3:05 PM

[CoffeeHorse], do you have a minute? Lara trump needs you to take our MAGA White House Survey. >>
3:22 PM

FL, the Election will be here SOON! President Trump needs Patriots like YOU to join our Election Integrity Team. Sign up HERE >>
4:33 PM

From Trump: YOU CAN'T SEE THIS MAGA HAT

But it's the most popular MAGA hat of all...

Do you want one?
5:38 PM

From Lara Trump:
I'M MAKING AN ANNOUNCEMENT IN 1 HR!

Read this before I go LIVE on Hannity:
8:10 PM
 

CoffeeHorse

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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM DONALD TRUMP JR.

[CoffeeHorse] will you sign my father's birthday card?

ADD NAME:
11:07 AM

From Trump: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

Please tell me you'll at least answer question 1.

Take my MAGA POLL now:
2:10 PM

Kellyanne Conway: Your response is MISSING!

President Trump & I chose YOU to represent FL.

HURRY:
4:02 PM

Will [CoffeeHorse] join Trump's Defense Team?

He's stuck in court and needs YOU to be his voice

DEFEND TRUMP:
4:48 PM

FROM TRUMP: I might wear this hat during the debate

It's GOLD like my performance against Sleepy Joe...

WANT ONE?
8:03 PM
 

CoffeeHorse

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From Don JR: Have you signed my father's birthday card yet?

He LOVES you, so I saved your spot at the top!

SIGN:
9:41 AM

From Trump: 12 HOURS LEFT TO CONFIRM RESERVATION!

Are we on for lunch in Houston?

MEET TRUMP:
12:12 PM

Sure. Let me just gas up my private jet real quick.

Putin traveled to China this week to meet with Chairman Xi...

Tell Marsha Blackburn and Senate Republicans to STAND WITH TAIWAN:
12:55 PM

From Trump: [CoffeeHorse] DO NOT SHARE!

This is for your eyes only...

1% Exclusive Membership:
3:40 PM

This is like being in an MLM with how often they invite me to the next tier, except I didn't pay anything to get here in the first place. I haven't even been to the free seminar.

[CoffeeHorse] ALERT FROM DONALD TRUMP

PLEASE use this secure link to endorse me:
6:05 PM

From Trump: Let the world know YOU LOVE TRUMP!

I want to display your name LIVE during my debate.

Here's how:
8:04 PM
 

KidTDragon

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From Trump: 12 HOURS LEFT TO CONFIRM RESERVATION!

Are we on for lunch in Houston?

MEET TRUMP:
12:12 PM

I guess whoever sends the texts didn't hear:


Nobody's on for lunch in Houston.
 

CoffeeHorse

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Every time they invite me somewhere the place has horrible weather.

FROM LARA TRUMP: President Trump & I want to hear from YOU!

Do you have time for a quick interview?

BEGIN:
11:21 AM

[CoffeeHorse], can President Trump count on YOU to sign up as a Poll Watcher in FL?

Defend Election Integrity & join the team:
12:02 PM

PLEASE, [CoffeeHorse]! We can't hold your spot for long. Become a Trump Life Member in the next 45 MIN if you STAND with Trump!
1:25 PM

From Trump: [CoffeeHorse] are you voting for me?

I'M ONLY ASKING YOU

TAKE MAGA POLL:
2:10 PM

President Trump is looking for [CoffeeHorse]!

You never answered question #4 in our Audit.

Finish NOW:
3:50 PM

FROM TRUMP: Mark Levin just EXPLODED!

"THERE'S NO CRIME!"

You need to see this:
5:10 PM

[CoffeeHorse] will you wish my dad a happy birthday?

It's Don Jr. and I'm doing a surprise card!

ADD YOUR NAME:
8:07 PM
 

CoffeeHorse

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FROM TRUMP: Before my trial resumes, will you endorse me?

PLEASE PLEASE I've never needed you more

ENDORSE TRUMP:
11:22 AM

From Trump: DEMAND MY FREEDOM

Virtually every legal scholar agrees, NO CRIME!

Please, Would you DROP ALL CHARGES?
2:02 PM

President Trump is looking for [CoffeeHorse]!

You never answered question #4 in our Audit.

Finish NOW:
3:35 PM

FROM TRUMP: It could all end tomorrow...

So this can't wait!

Are you voting for me?

PLEASE TELL ME YES:
4:52 PM

From Trump: DARK MAGA

A verdict in my case is coming soon!

I might wear this when it happens:
7:35 PM
 

CoffeeHorse

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From Trump: Before the final verdict, will you endorse me?

PLEASE, I need [CoffeeHorse] right now!

ENDORSE:
10:23 AM

From Trump: I'm skipping lunch to talk to [CoffeeHorse]

I'll read as many responses as possible!

TALK TO TRUMP:
12:57 PM

Welcome to the economy. We're all skipping lunches.

From Trump: I'M BUILT TRUMP TOUGH

A verdict is IMMINENT so I want to know, are you on the Trump Train?

YES or NO:
3:35 PM

Lara Trump: Have you ever been to a Trump rally?

We want to host the next one in FL!

Tell me if you'd go:
3:38 PM

THE POLICE?

It's Trump and I love them. Here's a amell token of my appreciation.

BLUE MAGA HAT:
6:25 PM

Lara Trump: Did you wish President Trump a happy birthday?

His card is ALMOST FULL!

Leave a personal message:
8:23 PM
 

KidTDragon

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Citizen
From Trump: I'M BUILT TRUMP TOUGH

Trump Tough:

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CoffeeHorse

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From Trump: PROSECUTORS REST THEIR CASE!

EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE.

Are you voting for me?

Answer:
10:03 AM

[CoffeeHorse], can you believe they arrested me?

It's Trump, and I'll never surrender...

Here's my mugshot:
12:05 PM

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From Trump: MY LAST DAY IN COURT??

Do you have any final words to share?

PLEASE RESPOND:
3:21 PM

From Trump: DOJ WAS AUTHORIZED TO SHOOT ME!

They were locked & loaded for DEADLY FORCE at Mar-a-Lago

My response:
6:14 PM
 

CoffeeHorse

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[CoffeeHorse], have you been to London?

It's Don Jr. I want to fly you out for dinner & a picture!

Here's how:
10:04 AM

Based on the track record, something terrible is about to happen to London in the next couple of days.

[CoffeeHorse], mirror mirror on the wall

Illegals, Illegals, Illegals!

Do you support deporting them all?
12:54 PM

Your 2024 Presidential Canvass is ENCLOSED. We need your response in 1 HR! Complete HERE >>
3:03 PM

[CoffeeHorse],you hit the JACKPOT

It's Trump. You won a spot in the MAGA Millions Club!

GET RECOGNIZED:
3:17 PM

From Trump: [CoffeeHorse], you've always impressed me.

I need to know: is Crooked Joe a FAILURE?

ANSWER NOW:
6:07 PM

This is a GREAT BADGE OF HONOR!

It's President Trump & I've got a Freedom Card with YOUR NAME.

CLAIM:
7:48 PM
 

CoffeeHorse

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From Trump: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

Please tell me you'll at least answer question 1.

Take my MAGA POLL now:
10:08 AM

[CoffeeHorse], what are you wearing?

It's Trump, and I'm wearing my new MAGA SHIRT!

Do you want one?

ORDER:
12:21 PM

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[CoffeeHorse], are you watching tonight's rally?

It's Lara Trump and my father-in-law needs to know.

ANSWER NOW:
3:18 PM

I'M SPEAKING TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

This is President Trump and I NEED [CoffeeHorse]!

2HRS until I'm on stage:
4:11 PM

From Trump: I'M ON STAGE NOW

Democrats will regret coming after MAGA

Read this before I address the nation:
6:22 PM

From Trump: Would you wear this?

CAMO MAGA Hat.
UNRELEASED. LIMITED TIME.

CLAIM NOW:
8:05 PM
 

CoffeeHorse

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From Trump: VICE PRESIDENT = [CoffeeHorse]

That's got a nice ring to it.

Who do you think I'll pick?

REVEAL:
10:04 AM

ELECTION INTEGRITY ALERT!
Do you want a fair and honest election in November? Then join the Election Integrity team NOW:
11:07 AM

FROM TRUMP: I'm wearing a shirt

It's Red. It's MAGA. Do you want one?

CLAIM NOW:
12:36 PM

Eric Trump: I need you to publicly stand with my father!

Your endorsement would mean the world to him.

STAND WITH TRUMP:
3:03 PM

From Trump: VIP ACCESS GRANTED to [CoffeeHorse]

You'll be the FIRST to know who my VP is...

BECOME A TRUMP VIP:
3:49 PM

Well if it's gonna be me I should hope I'll be the first to know.

From Trump: TROOPS TROOPS TROOPS!

I love them, so I released a Green MAGA Hat.

These are my favorite!

ORDER:
7:04 PM
 

CoffeeHorse

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FROM TRUMP: [CoffeeHorse], I have a question for you!

ASKING YOU: Will you vote for me?

ANSWER:
10:18 AM

FROM TRUMP: Before my final verdict, will you endorse me?

PLEASE PLEASE I've never needed you more

ENDORSE TRUMP:
1:03 PM

[CoffeeHorse]'s Trump Voter Profile: INCOMPLETE

Completing your Profiel is crucial to taking back the White House.

ACT:
2:53 PM

[CoffeeHorse] will you wish my dad a happy birthday?

It's Don Jr. and I'm doing a surprise card!

ADD YOUR NAME:
4:16 PM

From Trump: [CoffeeHorse], this is the perfect summer item

I just released the OFFICIAL MAGA FLAG!

Order TODAY:
6:10 PM

FROM TRUMP: Before my speech tonight, I want to hear from you.

Can I please interview you?

BEGIN QUESTION #1:
8:04 PM
 

CoffeeHorse

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From VP: SHOULD I HOLD VP TRYOUTS?

Who should be my Vice President?

ONLY ASKING [CoffeeHorse]!

Cast vote:
10:03 AM

From Trump: I WANT [CoffeeHorse] ON MY DONOR WALL

It's going to be BIG AND BEAUTIFUL!

ADD YOUR NAME:
1:15 PM

Since I'm not already on the donor wall, HOW DID YOU GET MY PHONE NUMBER?

We need your expertise, [CoffeeHorse]. GOP leaders trust YOU to shape the future of our Party by taking our Platform Audit. ACT:
3:03 PM

You'll be late tomorrow, [CoffeeHorse]!

This is PresidentTrump, and I need you to read my letter.

READ NOW:
3:37 PM

FROM TRUMP: Greeeeeeeeen

Sent from my iPhone.

STATEMENT:
6:13 PM

[CoffeeHorse], President Trump needs Patriots like YOU to join our Election integrity Team. Sign up to join the team TODAY:
6:34 PM

[CoffeeHorse], what are you wearing??

It's Trump, and I'm wearing my BRAND NEW MAGA SHIRT!

Want one?

ORDER:
8:23 PM
 


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