Conspiracy lunatic thread - people who believe in absurd nonsense are dangerous

[Rhinox]

It's a good video, but it's also depressing. Frankly, there are too many people too far gone to ever get them back. They've sold their souls to these conspiracies for whatever reason and now are so deep it's impossible to dig them out.

And the worst part is THESE PEOPLE VOTE.

This is why we have Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert in congress instead of on the street corner hocking their bullshit for quarters.

 

[Tm_Silverclaw]

It's a good video, but it's also depressing. Frankly, there are too many people too far gone to ever get them back. They've sold their souls to these conspiracies for whatever reason and now are so deep it's impossible to dig them out.

And the worst part is THESE PEOPLE VOTE.

This is why we have Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert in congress instead of on the street corner hocking their bullshit for quarters.

Lets not pretend for a moment those two where voted in because of even their conspiracies, they were voted in because they were "Hot!" and would "Compete with AOC". The men voted for them, and the women in georgia voted for them because a damn lot of them are programed to vote for whoever "Their Man" votes for.

 

[wonko the sane?]

So... Still a fundamental failure of your culture and society then?

 

[Tm_Silverclaw]

So... Still a fundamental failure of your culture and society then?

Oh absolutely.

 

[abates]

In good news: Alex Jones liable for damages over Sandy Hook shooting claims, judge rules

Hopefully he will have to pay a lot.

 

[Cradok]

It won't be enough. It will never be enough.

 

[wonko the sane?]

Assuming he ever actually pays anything. It'll get tied up for years in appeal, and all it'll take is one fuckwit, brainwashed judge to reverse the ruling.

 

[Nevermore]

So today, some 35,000 craziacs protested against the latest measures to contain the spread of Covid in Vienna, Austria.

Ahead of the protests, some idiots on Telegram spread rumors of "covert vaccinations" that would be either sprayed down from helicopters (but umbrellas would provide sufficient protection) or be injected into the protesters' ankles by government agents hiding inside manholes (but knee-high boots would provide sufficient protection).

Seriously, this is Poe's Law in effect...

 

[wonko the sane?]

Austrians aren't really that stupid, are they? Umbrellas and billy boats to protect against chemical agents?

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

If the last few years have taught us anything, it's that we should never ask if people can be that stupid, because yes. Yes, they very much can.

 

[Covert Agent Rodimal]

Always bet on stupidity

 

[abates]

JFK Jr inexplicably still a no-show in Dallas:

‘Undeniably a cult’: Fringe QAnon group remains in Dallas, awaiting JFK Jr.’s arrival

Weeks after they first gathered at Dealey Plaza, dozens of believers in the furthest fringe of the QAnon conspiracy theory remain in Dallas, expecting long-dead...

www.dallasnews.com

also:

Some of Protzman’s followers believe President John F. Kennedy wasn’t assassinated in 1963; others believe he was, but then resurrected as a messiah shortly thereafter. Despite the failure of either Kennedy — or other dead celebrities who were expected, including Michael Jackson and Princess Diana — to appear during the initial Nov. 2 rally that drew hundreds to downtown Dallas, a hardcore group of Protzman’s followers remain in Dallas, expecting their arrival.

At this rate all the dead celebs are going to need to charter a bus.

 

[Wheelimus]

I would pay for lookalike impersonators to go down there and hug with them.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Ask them if they've seen my faith in humanity. It's about as likely to turn up alive.

 

[NovaSaber]

An anti-vaxxer who's also the self-proclaimed Queen of Canada is calling for violence.
https://www.antihate.ca/queen_of_canada_calling_us_supporters_invade_canada_execute_traitors

Didulo’s unlikely rise to prominence in the post-Q QAnon sphere -- the Q account has been silent since late 2020 -- was initially boosted when a handful of influential conspiracy theorists shared and endorsed a video of Didulo declaring herself royalty. Her follower count on an encrypted chat app now sits well over 70,000 people on her most popular channel.

Issuing multiple declarations a day, for several weeks much of the focus has been on preparing “Duck Hunters,” a term explicitly referring to followers she has asked to arm themselves and carry out arrests against teachers, politicians, nurses, social workers, doctors and “everyone and anyone assisting in the injecting of coronavirus bioweapon into children,” according to a recent post.

Over the weekend, Didulo named Monday, November 22, as the day “hunting season” would begin. Separate private chat groups were created for vetted hunters in Canada and the US. Potential members were instructed to request to join the groups provided they are “ready, willing and able” to accept the invitation, and had the “training” and “tools.”

And here's one that speaks for itself:
"End Times preacher Sharon Gilbert says that an alien imitated her husband, and then it tried to have sex with her. Then it claimed to be Xerxes, and then Jesus got involved, and then the alien turned out to be a reptile with a posse of gargoyles."

 

[Corvus]

I hate everything.

 

[wonko the sane?]

She does know that the queen of canada is... the ******* queen, right? Like, the one in britain?

 

[Wheelimus]

Nah it's her. Somehow. For reasons they'll explain at a later date. That never comes.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

When has knowing things ever stopped these nutjobs?

 

[Ungnome]

Oh, they know things.. The stuff they know might not exactly be connected to actual reality, but they know things.