Conspiracy lunatic thread - people who believe in absurd nonsense are dangerous

The Mighty Mollusk

Scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here
Citizen
Because they're good people and they deserve to be treated better, but those other people are mildly inconveniencing them with their whole "we want to live too" thing.
 

abates

unfortunate shark issues
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Let's see how the Q Anoners in Dallas waiting for JFK/JFK Jr to turn up are doing!
They've started drinking a chemical cocktail that includes industrial disinfectant chlorine dioxide.

Anyway, that's happening.
 

Wheelimus

Administrator
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Council of Elders
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Hmm, following the Jim Jones playbook a little sooner than expected.
 

Nevermore

Well-known member
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It appears I completely missed the news that QAnon, whose core belief is that the world is run by a shadowy cabal of pedophiles that must be stopped, has declared Michael Jackson one of their "heroes".

They're now expecting him to perform at Trump's 2024 inauguration.
 

Spin-Out

i cant take it anymore im at my limit
Citizen
i'm sure that if michael jackson didn't have vitiligo, they'd hate him as much as they hate every other black person in existence.
 

Pocket

jumbled pile of person
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I thought he fled to the Philippines years ago.
 

Nevermore

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So here in Germany, the anti-vaxx and anti-mask crowd is seeing media interest in Covid dropping instantly, so they're switching over to their new talking point: Russia's invasion of Ukraine. Alternatively, Putin is the good guy and Ukraine and the West are evil, or the entire war is fake and nothing but a massive distraction from the oppressive Covid regime.

Unfortunately for them, there is at least some dissent, since at least some of the anti-vaxxers are very vocally anti-Putin, so they get instantly ostracized by their peers for being deep cover mainstream media agents.
 

Nevermore

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The latest crackpot theory being thrown around by German anti-vaxxers: "The war in Ukrain is just a distraction so we forget about the restrictive Covid regime." Yes, the German chancellor called his buddy Bill Gates and asked him to have Putin invade Ukraine to distract the public from their being subjugated by mask mandates. Makes perfect sense.

Meanwhile, Russian state propaganda is pushing the "American-run biolabs in Urkaine being operated by Dr. Fauci to manufacture the successor to Covid" narrative as yet another excuse for their invasion. Which is immediately picked up by right-wing idiots... and Cucker Tarlson.
 

Monique

Guess whos back
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It's stupider than that. It started as a Q conspiracy on facebook that then got picked up by the larger alt right crowd at which point Putin retroactively went "well hug that's a good excuse" and claimed it was the reason which then fed back into the loop
 

Nevermore

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The latest crackpot theory being thrown around by German anti-vaxxers: "The war in Ukrain is just a distraction so we forget about the restrictive Covid regime." Yes, the German chancellor called his buddy Bill Gates and asked him to have Putin invade Ukraine to distract the public from their being subjugated by mask mandates. Makes perfect sense.
Guess who also propagated this bullshit? Everyone's favorite right-wing moron Gina Carano.

According to Gina, the invasion of Ukraine is merely a "scripted reality show sacrificing innocent lives for unquenchable greed".
 

wonko the sane?

You may test that assumption at your convinience.
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I mean... she's not wrong...

Edit: I mean about the unquenchable greed part.
 
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Ironbite4

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You know, I did feel sorry for her being basically railroaded out of Star Wars for like a second. But the doubling down of the crazy?

Ironbite-it's like she's trying to piss off everyone in Hollywood and never work again.
 

KidTDragon

Now with hi-res avatar!
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Maybe it was always her dream to do direct-to-video religious movies and being successful in Hollywood was threatening to derail that dream.
 


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