Either way, this sounds like a primo opportunity for some malicious compliance by never referring to any student by a pronoun.
It's wild that the party that supposedly cares so much about the military once forced the Postal Service to set aside enough money to cover its employees' entire retirement plans, but forces the military to live paycheck-to-paycheck as it were.Surely it can withstand a month and, if not, then we need to re evaluate the whole goddamn thing.