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Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
So we've gone from punting each other ofthe mountain to recreating Poe. Yeah, you know what? I can get behind that!

*grabs a bunch of bricks, mortar and goes down to the cellar*
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
Well, I have a chisel. But I guess I can't free myself without freeing GSO. Oh well!


*starts chiseling*
*pained screaming as the chisel comes back out of the concrete with blood on it*

Oops! Sorry there, buddy. I don't exactly have high stats in finesse.

*more chiseling*
*more screaming*

🎵Whistle while you work🎵
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
*whistling turns to singing*

🎶I got my spine. I got my orange crush.🎶
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
My! That sounds threatening. And here I was trying to free you from your concrete prison. No gratitude. Anyway, your free now.

*lifeless swiss cheese body plops to the ground*

*hides chisel behind back and walks away slowly*
 


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