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Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
Why would I want to live on a Star Destroyer? Someone's always getting force-choked by some asshole dressed in black.
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
Hey, honey. Just calling to let you know I just got a promotion at work. I'm a full fledged admiral now.

*family wails in sorrow*
 

The Mighty Mollusk

Scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here
Citizen
It actually came up way back in the Thrawn Trilogy, where Admiral Pellaeon notes that serving under Vader was considered a fast track to promotions due to him constantly killing off officers who failed him and moving others up the ranks as replacements, but was also a double edged sword because, well, he constantly killed off officers who failed him. It also meant a lot of the Empire's best and brightest were killed when the Executor went down and contributed to the Imperial Fleet's downfall.
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
Though he was more truthful than your average jedi. "Certain point of view" my ass!
 

The Mighty Mollusk

Scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here
Citizen
Vader doesn't lie because the truth is usually more useful to his purposes anyway. Although in the old EU he would sometimes use the same kind of "Jedi truths" and "exact words" not-quite-lies too. Depended on the author.
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
Meanwhile the truth was just too inconvenient for Obi Wan...the jerk!
 

GodSentinelOmega

The Omega Knight Returns!
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
Would you want to tell Luke “hey, here’s your dad’s Lightsaber. He was a really great guy until he turned into a genecidal madman who killed all my friends and a load of padawans. With this Lightsaber too.”
 

GodSentinelOmega

The Omega Knight Returns!
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
Ha! That might be worth seeing. It also suggests a level of darkness in you, eh Cal?

Though the Universe might regret it later. :)
 


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