Mayhem City
- Thread starter Caldwin
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"well, that was unexpected."
What did they have in there, Bud Light?
Hey now, we have some standards.
Honestly I have no idea if Bud Light is really that bad or not. I just know my dog said it sucks.
‘GSO walks in’
Nah, she just tried some Statichips.
’snaps his fingers. Nothing happens. Then he tries again and a coupla drinks turn up.
Perhaps she’s better off staying in the City.
Scarlet: Or at least don’t try the bar food.
i overdid it there. I’m sorry.
Nah, she just tried some Statichips.
’snaps his fingers. Nothing happens. Then he tries again and a coupla drinks turn up.
Perhaps she’s better off staying in the City.
Scarlet: Or at least don’t try the bar food.
i overdid it there. I’m sorry.
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OOC: The bar changed Static's character quite a bit. It's so early in the current RP I didn't want Mayhem to have too much influence on her character. So I had her nope right out of the bar.
That said...Hazy lives in a post-apocalyptic dystopia and the bar just sent her screaming out. That should tell you something about that bar.
That said...Hazy lives in a post-apocalyptic dystopia and the bar just sent her screaming out. That should tell you something about that bar.
True. I’d kinda forgotten how long it took me to get used to death and rebirth and just how easily we just kill our chars. Plus, how long you’d been playing Static before you had him turn up in Mayhem.
We had to take the revolving door to Hell down because we kept wearing out the hinges. Just wasn't worth the constant maintenance. A bit of brimstone smell leaks up, but it's still better than the men's room.
"oh gosh, i hate it in there... but a changelings' gotta do what she's gotta do when the line for the lady's room is backed around the corner."
Can you believe those young whippersnappers trying to ditch us like that, Scarlet?
To be fair, you were about to go into a "back in my day" rant.
Why, back in my day we respected our elders.
You are honestly the poster child for daddy issues.
I'm talkin' ta Scarlet, not you!
To be fair, you were about to go into a "back in my day" rant.
Why, back in my day we respected our elders.
You are honestly the poster child for daddy issues.
I'm talkin' ta Scarlet, not you!
Scarlet shrugged.
I mean, he‘s right. Maybe you—we—should try to ease on the ‘In My Day’ monologing. Maybe they wouldn’t run as fast.
Also, we did you make my grandson basically me, but moreso. I mean, i’m no Sean Connery…
Whoever that is.
He’s like, only the third rp character i’ve ever created. Cut me some slack.
’Scarlet just glares briefly.’
Scarlet: Anyway. What now Static?
I mean, he‘s right. Maybe you—we—should try to ease on the ‘In My Day’ monologing. Maybe they wouldn’t run as fast.
Also, we did you make my grandson basically me, but moreso. I mean, i’m no Sean Connery…
Whoever that is.
He’s like, only the third rp character i’ve ever created. Cut me some slack.
’Scarlet just glares briefly.’
Scarlet: Anyway. What now Static?
Honestly, I'm not sure. Is this where we start drinking prune juice and shaking our canes at strangers on the lawn?
*eyeroll*
So dramatic!
You don't understand. Just a month ago we were the young ones. I was in my 20's. Now I'm...I'm...OOOOOOLD!
I'm 44. It's not that bad. You're being dramatic.
Lower back pain? Sleep apnea? Blood pressure? Not that bad?
*sigh*
Okay, so Static seems to having a crisis. Anyone else want to go for a churro or something?
*eyeroll*
So dramatic!
You don't understand. Just a month ago we were the young ones. I was in my 20's. Now I'm...I'm...OOOOOOLD!
I'm 44. It's not that bad. You're being dramatic.
Lower back pain? Sleep apnea? Blood pressure? Not that bad?
*sigh*
Okay, so Static seems to having a crisis. Anyone else want to go for a churro or something?
‘Scarlet just covers his head with his wings and groans. Scarlet Jr looks to the heavens and rolls his eyes’
What the…?
What the…?
Scarlet Jr: They did. I was there for a lot of it as our parents got together a lot. She’s very into dance. Although, not usually this crazy.
’Old Scarlet just shrugs’
She looks… happy i guess.
’Old Scarlet just shrugs’
She looks… happy i guess.
*lands on the sidewalk*
So, gramps, the RP's in a bit of a holding pattern. Wanna hang?
Sure! I would ask if you want to get a drink. But the only place for that is the bar and I'm on the wagon!
Yeah! That place...*shudders*
Hey, Junior, what are you up to?
You know he hates being called that.
Well if I just say 'Scarlet' I get half the family looking my way!
So, gramps, the RP's in a bit of a holding pattern. Wanna hang?
Sure! I would ask if you want to get a drink. But the only place for that is the bar and I'm on the wagon!
Yeah! That place...*shudders*
Hey, Junior, what are you up to?
You know he hates being called that.
Well if I just say 'Scarlet' I get half the family looking my way!
Scarlet: Thst’s not—!
Scarlet Jr: That not—!
’they look at each other, then at old Static. Scarlet Jr sighs, Scarlet shrugs’
Scarlet: Ok. Maybe you have a point there but… I mean its not my fault the family has a lot of Scarlets. It’s HIS fault!
Mine? Why?
Scarlet: You wrote it. You decided that!
’Scarlet Jr facehoofs’
Scarlet Jr: Lets not get into another existential crisis please.
’sigh’
So then Uncle Static. Whats the plan?
Scarlet Jr: That not—!
’they look at each other, then at old Static. Scarlet Jr sighs, Scarlet shrugs’
Scarlet: Ok. Maybe you have a point there but… I mean its not my fault the family has a lot of Scarlets. It’s HIS fault!
Mine? Why?
Scarlet: You wrote it. You decided that!
’Scarlet Jr facehoofs’
Scarlet Jr: Lets not get into another existential crisis please.
’sigh’
So then Uncle Static. Whats the plan?