Mayhem City

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
Do I look like a guy with a plan?

We could always fly around the city, use the buildings as an obstacle course.

Uhh....

Last one to city hall buys first round?

Uhh...
 

GodSentinelOmega

The Omega Knight Returns!
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
Scarlet Jr: HEY! Got back here!

’Jr took off after Hazy at top speed. Scarlet meanwhile, looked over to Caldwin, shrugged. Then smirked’

Scarlet: Hmm… Yeah, that could work.

’Leaping upwards, Scarlet spun his lasso and wrapped up Static. Then shot off, pulling the earth pony into the sky’

Scarlet: TALLY HO!
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
*watches pegasi take off*

Well, being an earth pony, I guess I'm staying he...yipp!

*gets lassoed and taken up into the air*

*is non-plussed as he hangs from a rope while the others race*

You know, she's my granddaughter, I love her...but she's gonna be the death of me.
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
*flies around the obstacle course weaving in and out and doing loop de loops*

Oh my life, is changing every day...

*turns around and flies backwards*

in every possible way. And oh my dreams...

*streamlines here body and does a dive, pulling out of it and flies parallel inches above the ground*

Are never quite as it seems, never quite as it seems.
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
Now GSO, it's kinda like we're the only two that post here, so I'm really gonna need you to do your part.

Does this mean I won the race?

You assume too much.
 

GodSentinelOmega

The Omega Knight Returns!
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
‘Both Scarlets fly past at top speed and in perfect sync. Scarlet Snr drops of Static as he passes. Then the two pegasi land and bow’

Sorry, had a bit of writers block. Plus I got sidetracked. Not sure who won though. Maybe flip a coin. Or roll a digital dice for it?
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
Scarlet Sr. And Static
1

Scarlet Jr
6

Hazey
3

No fair! I posted first.

Such is the Signal luck when racing pegasi it would seem.

But...but I am a pegasus!

Only half.
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
I'm bringing this thread back for when someone wants to RP something a bit less murdery.

Oh thank Luna!

Luna? That's so 4th gen!
 

GodSentinelOmega

The Omega Knight Returns!
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
Just because it’s ’less’ murder, doesn’t mean that that’s won’t get weird.

Oh and Jr won that last race. :)
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
I'm beginning to suspect some of that chrome is performance enhancing.
 

GodSentinelOmega

The Omega Knight Returns!
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
Scarlet Jr: Oh come on, I only have chrome eyes and on the wing. I mean, yeah it helps the slipstream but…

Its not performance enhancing.

Technically.

:)
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
*suspicious sideways glance*
"Technically?"

Smooth, Junior!
 

GodSentinelOmega

The Omega Knight Returns!
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
Jr: All it does is replace the leading edge with chrome instead of feathers. It does exactly the same.

’whispering to Scarlet’

Thanks so much for the hereditary inability to lie Grandad!
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
Is that all it does? *places wing under Jr's chin with look of disappointment* You're a terrible liar. I'm not mad, just disappointed. To think, winning a race means so much to you that you would risk tossing away my trust and respect. You're not who I thought you were...Scarlet.
 

GodSentinelOmega

The Omega Knight Returns!
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
‘Jr sighs and looks innocent (not hard)’

Harsh Crackles. I never said the chrome made me any faster. You don’t need to get so ‘disappointed’.
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
Grr! My name is not...

Oh please! You kinda deserved it this time. You were laying it on rather thick, Crackles.


Oh now don't you start, Gramps!
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
*puts her headphones on,crosses her hooves and flops down on a bench in a huffy fit*

*sticks her tongue out after a slight pause*
 


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