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Can Harris's first act of office be to sign an executive order holding him to that promise, please?

 

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https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1853792800006910221

 

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Even more of a reason to vote for Harris.

 

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Trump Enraged After RFK Jr’s Worm Endorses Harris

“I intended to remain impartial in this race, like my fellow worm, Jeff Bezos."

www.borowitzreport.com

“I intended to remain impartial in this race, like my fellow worm Jeff Bezos,” the worm’s official statement read. “But threatening to put Kennedy in charge of the CDC was the last straw.”

“As someone who has lived in Bobby’s brain and eaten half of it, I am terrified of his remaining half-brain being given any responsibility,” the worm continued.

In a final appeal to undecided voters, the worm asserted, “As a parasite, I have always identified as a Republican, but I have decided to put country before party.”

 

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https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1855048362237497489

 

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Being endorsed by Roy Koopa, Wart, and Smithy didn't seem to help Peach at all.

 

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Funny thing is MOST trans people straight up tell others that no one can tell you if you are trans or not. That is something that you must figure out yourself.

 

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Fun fact: the Garbage Pail Kids were created by Art Spiegelman, the guy who wrote Maus.

 

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Pffff... (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image So, I wrote a paper, I'm sure it'll be accepted in Nature.

mamot.fr

 

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Leon Thomas (@renegadecut.bsky.social)

matt gaetz has withdrawn himself from nomination to spend more time with his wife and other people's children

bsky.app

 

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