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It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.
"Me Grimlock never rip god's face off before. Me Grimlock say.....today good day."
"I don't get it. I don't get what I did wrong."
"Not everything's a lesson, Ryan. Sometimes you just fail."
"Not everything's a lesson, Ryan. Sometimes you just fail."
at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. And, if I were using that microscope right now... I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem.
Hear me, oh dark ones! Hear me, oh void! In Hades' flames and Sabbath's lies, in paranoid dreams that never say die, Eternal Idols of Heaven and Hell, from Volume Four cast Iron Man's spell! Ozzy, Iommi, Geezer, Hades' flames arise! Nuclear death! Black Sabbath Dawning!!
"I swear, if I painted "CERTAIN DEATH" one one door and "LIMITLESS WEALTH" on another, nine out of ten adventurers would go through the first, and the other bloke wouldn't be able to choose, on account of being Ul'dahn."
They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way.
Word is they're going to repeal Prohibition. What'll you do then?
I think I'll have a drink.
Where is Nitti?
He's in the car.
You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.
Mr. Ness, I do not approve of your methods.
Yeah, well, you're not from Chicago.
Isn't that just like a (racial slur)? Brings a knife to a gun fight.
Welcome to Chicago. This town stinks like a whorehouse at low tide.
Word is they're going to repeal Prohibition. What'll you do then?
I think I'll have a drink.
Where is Nitti?
He's in the car.
You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.
Mr. Ness, I do not approve of your methods.
Yeah, well, you're not from Chicago.
Isn't that just like a (racial slur)? Brings a knife to a gun fight.
Welcome to Chicago. This town stinks like a whorehouse at low tide.
"I'm developing a taste for the rougher things in life."
"She means me."
"I mean him."
"She means me."
"I mean him."
"Well, either this guy's got a light bulb shoved up his ass, or his colon has a really good idea."
"It's the principle of the thing."
"Since when have you cared about any sort of principles?"
"Since always, as long as they conveniently line up with what I already wanted to do."
"Since when have you cared about any sort of principles?"
"Since always, as long as they conveniently line up with what I already wanted to do."
Kevin: This is going to be an epic statement. That yacht's guarded A.F.
Boss: Sorry, did you just say A.F.?
Kevin: ...yeah. It's an abbreviation.
Boss: First, we ******* swear all the time. Second, it's only an abbreviation when you text. "A.F.?" "As hug?" Same number of syllables.
Kevin: Okay, fine. This is gonna be an epic statement because that yacht is guarded as hug.
Boss: Sorry, did you just say A.F.?
Kevin: ...yeah. It's an abbreviation.
Boss: First, we ******* swear all the time. Second, it's only an abbreviation when you text. "A.F.?" "As hug?" Same number of syllables.
Kevin: Okay, fine. This is gonna be an epic statement because that yacht is guarded as hug.
"I am embarrassed."
"Why is that?"
"I launched a suicide attack, and yet here I am, still alive. I must look very silly."
"Do not feel bad about it. We are alive, after all. And being alive is pretty much a constant stream of embarrassment."
"Why is that?"
"I launched a suicide attack, and yet here I am, still alive. I must look very silly."
"Do not feel bad about it. We are alive, after all. And being alive is pretty much a constant stream of embarrassment."
President: Asha, I respect you too much to bullshit y...
Asha: You don't respect me.
Preident: No, that, that's true.
Asha: What do you want?
President: I'm looking for rough sex and Kinzie scares the jive outta me.
Asha: *aggravated sigh* I stay on top and you don't get to talk.
President: Deal!
Asha: You don't respect me.
Preident: No, that, that's true.
Asha: What do you want?
President: I'm looking for rough sex and Kinzie scares the jive outta me.
Asha: *aggravated sigh* I stay on top and you don't get to talk.
President: Deal!
"Do you so hate to lose?"
"Do you not understand? To lose is to die! You may win a thousand fights, but you can only lose one!"
"Do you not understand? To lose is to die! You may win a thousand fights, but you can only lose one!"
"Where do I sleep?"
"Your home."
"Where do I take meals?"
"Your home."
"Where do I..."
"Your home."
"It sounds messy."
"It had better not be."
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"Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It’s us. Only us."
"God shits in my dinner once again."