Quotes

[Haywire]

Atomic Robo - 16ch2-page-6

The robot punches monsters and bad robots and one time he was a cowboy.

www.atomic-robo.com

It's from the latest chapter of Atomic Robo, the World's Greatest Science Adventure Magazine!

...and if you've never read Atomic Robo, you should go back and read the archive. It's really the best comic about a robot action scientist there is.

 

[Paladin]

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts cost $2.89 a pound while deer nuts are under a buck."

 

[CoffeeHorse]

"Hello, commander. Computer reporting."

 

[DefaultOption]

"Hello computer..."

"Just use the keyboard."

"The keyboard. How quaint."

 

[Caldwin]

"Hello computer..."

"Just use the keyboard."

"The keyboard. How quaint."

I got that reference!

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

"How come when you say "yes sir", it sounds like "hug you"?"
"Practice?"

 

[Caldwin]

Why is it that whenever someone says 'with all due respect', they really mean 'kiss my ass'?


also, I forget the exact phrasing, but someone was on the phone and said something along the lines of:
"Would you please call me mother? Great! Now can you say it like there isn't another word that comes after it?"

 

[Paladin]

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[Caldwin]

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

"My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen, and I don't know where that music's coming from."

 

[Paladin]

What did Abraham say to Issac while upgrading his home computer?

Spoiler

"My son, God will provide the RAM."

 

[Caldwin]

There is no amount of guilt that will change your past and no amount of worry that will change your future

 

[WilliammLesly]

I also like Atomic Robots magazine! I read it all the time!

 

[Caldwin]

I only read it for the articles, the articles I tell ye!

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I got some bad ideas in my head.

 

[Caldwin]

Concerning one of our RP characters and the phrase "for the articles?"

 

[DefaultOption]

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is a-goin on around here?!

 

[Caldwin]

You're not wrong, Walter; you're just an asshole.

 

[DefaultOption]

Calmer than you are.

 

[Caldwin]

You have no frame of reference here, Default. You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie