"Sorry about that whole 'shooting you' thing. But, I know if you look deep into your heart...which is currently all over that tree...you'll find a way to forgive me."
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"The thing about being an assassin is that people expect you to do the dirty work that no one wants to do: taking someone off the grid, going deep undercover in some hell of a craphole or just wiping someone's ass after they'd done it. You're expected to finish it clean, you don't show your face in public and people think you're just a damn 'accident'. By the way, we never had this conversation."
"He keeps kickin' me in the dick. Why? Why does he keep kickin' me in the dick?!"
"Hey Vegeta, I think I got a way to beat him!"
"I swear to god, if you say 'Hit him really hard,' I will kick YOU In the dick!"
"Hey Vegeta, I think I got a way to beat him!"
"I swear to god, if you say 'Hit him really hard,' I will kick YOU In the dick!"
A chef went to a dentist. He'd recently had a new plate implanted and felt some pain in the area.
Upon examination, the dentist stated "the acrylic is starting to deteriorate. Tell me, have you been eating a lot of Hollandaise sauce?"
"Yes," said the chef "it's a favorite. Is that bad?"
"Well," explained the dentist- "Hollandaise has lemon juice as a base so it's highly corrosive to this material. I could do a replacement but we'd likely be in the same spot a few months down the road. I think we will have to make a new plate, but this time i'll have to use a chrome base."
"Why?" asked the chef.
Upon examination, the dentist stated "the acrylic is starting to deteriorate. Tell me, have you been eating a lot of Hollandaise sauce?"
"Yes," said the chef "it's a favorite. Is that bad?"
"Well," explained the dentist- "Hollandaise has lemon juice as a base so it's highly corrosive to this material. I could do a replacement but we'd likely be in the same spot a few months down the road. I think we will have to make a new plate, but this time i'll have to use a chrome base."
"Why?" asked the chef.
And the dentist replied "Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."
The version of that joke I heard years ago was a customer asking a chef why he served his Eggs Benedict on old hubcaps.
"Sounds like you've got a solid plan, mister.....?"
"You can call me Tucker."
"You're Tucker the trucker? Really?"
"Why not? You're Robo the robot."
"Well played, Tucker."
"You can call me Tucker."
"You're Tucker the trucker? Really?"
"Why not? You're Robo the robot."
"Well played, Tucker."
"What are we hunting?"
"You are hunting deer."
"Which way?"
"In the direction of deer."
"You are hunting deer."
"Which way?"
"In the direction of deer."
Not everything's a lesson, Ryan. Sometimes you just fail.
"How do you make anything out of that, anyway?"
"Nunya."
"Nunya?"
"Nunya fuckin' business. Trade secret."
From God of War 4, after Atreus brings materials including "Screams," "Despair," and "Ultimate Sacrifice" to Brok the dwarven smith.
"Nunya."
"Nunya?"
"Nunya fuckin' business. Trade secret."
From God of War 4, after Atreus brings materials including "Screams," "Despair," and "Ultimate Sacrifice" to Brok the dwarven smith.
"You guys think robots are just tools to make your lives easier!"
"Aren't they?"
"I've never made anyone's life easier and you know it!"
"Aren't they?"
"I've never made anyone's life easier and you know it!"
"Put as much distance between you and the truth as you want, it changes nothing. Pretend to be everything you are not... Teacher... Husband... Father... But there is one unavoidable truth you cannot escape. You cannot change. You will always be... a monster."
"I know......But I am your monster no longer."
"I know......But I am your monster no longer."
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Fear makes the heart grow louder. Death makes the heart grow flowers. Welcome to Night Vale."
"Wot's faster than a warbuggy, more killy than a warbike, and flies through da air like a bird? I got no bleedin' idea, but I'm gonna find out."
Vossler: We've secured an Atomos. Come!
Balthier: An Atomos? All skiff, no ship...hardly fit for a leading man.
Vaan: So I can fly it then?
Fran: You're mad!
Vaan: How old were you again?
Fran: *walks away without a word*
Balthier: Ugh! Nice, Vaan!
Ashe: Ugh!
Larsa: Surprisingly rude!
Penelo: Try to grow up please?
Vaan: So you two were close, huh?
Balthier: Close enough for fisticuffs. Driver, faster if you please. I would be loathe to expend any of the violence of my present mood on my companions.
Ashe: Our names may be notorious but our faces are not far known.
Vaan: True, true. You're a princess and we didn't even recognize you.
Ashe: I noticed!
Penelo: *motions as if to say 'shut the hug up'*
Balthier: An Atomos? All skiff, no ship...hardly fit for a leading man.
Vaan: So I can fly it then?
Fran: You're mad!
Vaan: How old were you again?
Fran: *walks away without a word*
Balthier: Ugh! Nice, Vaan!
Ashe: Ugh!
Larsa: Surprisingly rude!
Penelo: Try to grow up please?
Vaan: So you two were close, huh?
Balthier: Close enough for fisticuffs. Driver, faster if you please. I would be loathe to expend any of the violence of my present mood on my companions.
Ashe: Our names may be notorious but our faces are not far known.
Vaan: True, true. You're a princess and we didn't even recognize you.
Ashe: I noticed!
Penelo: *motions as if to say 'shut the hug up'*