Random Thoughts From Out of Nowhere

[Caldwin]

Last Night:

Oh wow! I'm actually going to get to bed on time. That never happens.

Uh oh! The sirens are going off. Better check my phone. Yup! Tornado warning for the next hour. Oh, and there goes the power. hug my life.

This Morning:

Okay, I survived. My phone's only at half charge. That's lovely. Flood warnings. Guess I better take the interstate with the rest of the ass holes. I want my ******* coffee!

 

[DefaultOption]

i mean we also have completely genetically screwed up dogs in ways that should be made illegal so like

that's our fault mostly.

I think there's no better proof of mankind's collective evil than the fact that we took the mighty wolf and from that created things like the Chihuahua and the Jack Russel.

 

[unluckiness]

We purposely bred them wrong, as a joke.

“if you’ve got an ass, I’ll kick it.”

 

[CoffeeHorse]

It's late. I've had enough vodka that I can barely see. I suddenly have the most intense craving for some Italian-American food. I feel like I could eat an entire 2-foot long chicken parm sub right now, and I feel like I'd want another course after 10 minutes.