Random Thoughts From Out of Nowhere

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
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The gross thing is I am indeed waiting for some inheritance right now, from exactly the bank they say this money would come from. I know they just blast out the same email to everyone on their list in case someone out there matches the story, but eventually they will get a match and that's how people fall for it.
 

Princess Viola

Dumbass Asexual
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dear sirs/maams

my late father prince edmund george orwell bush prescott iv of the small kingdom of bububuland recently passed away recently. he had in his name a bank account with a sum of $100 million united states dollars.

when going through his information, i have learned that one of his closest friends was [INSERT NAME HERE PLEASE REMEMBER TO DO THAT] and that in his will, he was giving 1/10th of the money (10 million US dollars) from this bank account to this friend because of how close they were.

alas, it has turned out that [INSERT NAME HERE PLEASE REMEMBER TO DO THAT] preceded my late father in death but thankfully in his will it says to give this money his closest living relative in the event that this event were to have happen.

researching into [INSERT NAME HERE PLEASE REMEMBER TO DO THAT]'s family line, i have identified you sir/maam as his closest living relative and therefore you are entitled to the sum of $US$10 million US dollars.

however unfortunately our kingdom of bububuland has a very corrupt business sector and many in the banking organization would want to keep this money for themselves. it is an unfortunately reality but we would have to bribe them to let me access this money and send it to you, the rightful heir.

we will need you to western union us a small fee of only 5000 united states dollars. that is it, our country is very poor and a $5 thousand dollars bribe would be enough for us to get access to my dear late father's bank account. that is all that would be required.

we understand if, for you, 5000 dollars US is a large amount, but please understand. you will receive a sum of $10 million US from us. it is but a small fee to pay to receive your money.

kind regards

princess viola
kingdom of bububuland
 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
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I'd like to recreate my last computer in a virtual machine so I can mess with these clowns, but I don't know how. That thing's specs were totally fine.
 

Ceir

Member
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More blog posts from my quote file:

"Things computers in the early 2000s had

NO MINIMALISM
The ability to log in without a ******* Microsoft account
No updates in the middle of the night that ruined the layout beyond recognition
NO MINIMALISM
Dozens of plug sockets of every type
Pre-installed mini games that didn’t need internet
NO MINIMALISM
Hardware that was built to last
Search engines without ads or at least a tenth of the number of ads we have now
NO MOTHERFUCKING MINIMALISM

...and no spyware or malware preinstalled"
 

Princess Viola

Dumbass Asexual
Citizen
no other place to post this cuz i don't go into P&R cuz my politics are too extreme for these forums but GUESS WHO WAS CALLED A SLUR AND WHO'S MUM WAS TOLD SHE SHOULD BE DEPORTED BY SOME RACISTS YESTERDAY AT A HOCKEY GAME???????????????????????

**scrubbed**
 
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