dear sirs/maams
my late father prince edmund george orwell bush prescott iv of the small kingdom of bububuland recently passed away recently. he had in his name a bank account with a sum of $100 million united states dollars.
when going through his information, i have learned that one of his closest friends was [INSERT NAME HERE PLEASE REMEMBER TO DO THAT] and that in his will, he was giving 1/10th of the money (10 million US dollars) from this bank account to this friend because of how close they were.
alas, it has turned out that [INSERT NAME HERE PLEASE REMEMBER TO DO THAT] preceded my late father in death but thankfully in his will it says to give this money his closest living relative in the event that this event were to have happen.
researching into [INSERT NAME HERE PLEASE REMEMBER TO DO THAT]'s family line, i have identified you sir/maam as his closest living relative and therefore you are entitled to the sum of $US$10 million US dollars.
however unfortunately our kingdom of bububuland has a very corrupt business sector and many in the banking organization would want to keep this money for themselves. it is an unfortunately reality but we would have to bribe them to let me access this money and send it to you, the rightful heir.
we will need you to western union us a small fee of only 5000 united states dollars. that is it, our country is very poor and a $5 thousand dollars bribe would be enough for us to get access to my dear late father's bank account. that is all that would be required.
we understand if, for you, 5000 dollars US is a large amount, but please understand. you will receive a sum of $10 million US from us. it is but a small fee to pay to receive your money.
kind regards
princess viola
kingdom of bububuland