Random Thoughts From Out of Nowhere

[CoffeeHorse]

Allspark ads are trying to sell me a new computer.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

I mean, they're not wrong.

 

[Princess Viola]

I just get Korean ads trying to sell me Hyundais.

 

[MEDdMI]

Currently I have an ad for custom mattresses for some reason.

 

[Noip]

Jewelry. They think I need an expensive ladies ring.

 

[unluckiness]

dating ads for Asians in my area.

Bruh, everyone in this area and the surrounding cities, provinces and countries is Asian.

 

[MEDdMI]

Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen an ad for men in my area on any site, unless the dating site ads with pics of men and women count.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I'm getting ads for Russian brides in my spam folder but nothing like that on Allspark ads.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

"Charter a private jet today!"

Even leaving aside the whole global pandemic situation, do I seem like someone who could afford a private jet?

 

[Caldwin]

You know, the ladies in these ads are really hot and all and I love the view... but I'm still probably not the demographic they're trying to reach. No one wants to see me in a bikini.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

In the age of the internet, are you really sure?

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I'm just waiting for Mayhem to start getting ads for Cheesecake Factory.

 

[Princess Viola]

I know what you're referencing but The Cheesecake Factory is fucked.

 

[Caldwin]

In the age of the internet, are you really sure?

...
I rather not think about i.

In other news, I just got an email from Photobucket saying that I haven't accessed my account and that if I don't access my account, they'll delete it.

Oh no! What am I going to do? I could lose my Photobucket accoun. Woe is me! How horrible that I sh suffer such a fate! I...I...I'm actually surprised it took this long tbh.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I know what you're referencing but The Cheesecake Factory is fucked.

What's wrong with it?

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Aside from being pricey for food that isn't anything special?

 

[Dekafox]

The reason G1 cartoon Transformers turn grey when they die is because they use phase armor like in Gundam SEED. That's also why they died so easily when low on fuel, but otherwise seem to just take no real damage.

*insert conspiracy plan guy meme*

 

[Princess Viola]

What's wrong with it?

The Cheesecake Factory - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

The Cheesecake Factory has been criticized for featuring large servings of high-calorie and high-fat foods, and a corresponding lack of healthy menu options. For these reasons, the chain was dubbed the "worst family restaurant in America" for 2010 by Men's Health magazine.[27] The average sandwich at the restaurant contains 1,400 calories.[28] In 2013, the Center for Science in the Public Interest gave a better understanding toward some of the food found at The Cheesecake Factory, including the "Crispy Chicken Costoletta" that has more calories (2,610) than a 12-piece bucket of fried chicken from KFC and The Cheesecake Factory's "Bistro Shrimp Pasta" dish, which had more calories than any other entrée from a national chain restaurant at 3,120 calories, with 89 grams of saturated fat.[29] The United States Department of Agriculture's Center for Nutrition Policy and Promotion states in its dietary guidelines that a typical female adult should consume about 2,000 calories (males 2,500)[30] and no more than 10% of saturated fat per day.[31] In an attempt to offer healthier, lower-calorie meal options, The Cheesecake Factory created a "Skinnylicious" menu that features a variety of cocktails, salads, appetizers, and specialty dishes such as lemon-garlic shrimp and grilled salmon.[32]

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I'm 108 pounds. I could use some calories.

 

[unluckiness]

I read the American clinical practice guidelines on obesity recently and it stated that 70% of American population are at least overweight. No wonder.