Random Thoughts From Out of Nowhere

[Dekafox]

The problem I have with Five Guys is that it's too damn expensive.

Like just getting a cheeseburger, fries, and a drink is $18 at my nearest one.

I can get a cheeseburger, fries, and a drink for $14 at my local diner.

Why would I go for Five Guys in that situation.

The extra fries they give you are where the extra $4 goes. And/or the fact that their regular cheeseburger is a double cheeseburger anywhere else.

Besides you don't go for the burger, you go for the fries.

 

[Caldwin]

A new Jaggers opens close to me in two days. There's one on the south side but I've never been there. I'm going to have to check it out.

 

[Princess Viola]

The extra fries they give you are where the extra $4 goes. And/or the fact that their regular cheeseburger is a double cheeseburger anywhere else.

Besides you don't go for the burger, you go for the fries.

why the hell would i go to a burger place for fries

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

I mean, it's right in the name, Five Guys Burgers and Fries.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

It's why people go to Checkers, isn't it?

 

[Princess Viola]

No I go to Checkers for the Big Buford and Pibb, I can buy the fries at the grocery store and make them in the oven.

 

[MEDdMI]

At least they expect burger customization at 5 Guys. Like, you can ask for no pickles and cheaper fast food joints will likely forget.

 

[unluckiness]

Why os there a Walmart Black Widow on the D&D movie standee?

movie looks kinda crap too

 

[Caldwin]

No I go to Checkers for the Big Buford and Pibb, I can buy the fries at the grocery store and make them in the oven.

I mean, by that logic, you can make a burger at home too...

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I used to make burgers at home. It wasn't worth the splatter.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

I haven't made a burger at home in a while. Mostly out of laziness. Also because I'm a lousy cook.

 

[DefaultOption]

I used to make burgers at home. It wasn't worth the splatter.

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[MEDdMI]

Use less oil, and a pot lid as a shield. A Forman grill is also good for splatter reduction.

I haven't made a burger at home in a while. Mostly out of laziness. Also because I'm a lousy cook.

You can cook fine, at least you can follow recipes.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Spatter shields can save you from a lot of stovetop cleaning:

I actually have one but it's the wrong size for my pans.

 

[Princess Viola]

You can just do burgers in the oven.

 

[MEDdMI]

You can also microwave them. Or cook them on your car engine. Or use a flamethrower.

 

[Dekafox]

A grill is just a flamethrower with a really short range.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

It's only short range if you're a coward.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I don't know if I trust myself with a grill.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Either you'll be a flawless master chef, or we'll be able to see the fire from up here in RI. There is no in-between.