tec's bar reopened for a 4 time

[GodSentinelOmega]

‘GSO emerges from a massive dustcloud’

It’ll come back.

’Scarlet (Jr) twitches and drops from where he’s somehow hanging from a ceiling fan’

She’s like Static, but less grumpy and more sassy.

’Scarlet (Snr) rolls off the bar. He eyes Static and Caldwin blearily’

Oh hey, you exist again. So I guess so do I. Though I’m not sure I understand how I can still get drunk while not existing.

’GSO groans’

Please, I’m begging you, don’t start trying to Schrödinger Cat our situation with Quantum probabilities.

Or multiverses.

 

[Caldwin]

So you don't want me to do Shrodinger's cat or quantum mechanics or multiverses.
...
...
So allow me to do all 3 at the same time!

*deep breath*

*cover's Hazy's mouth*

Even I'm not that cruel.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

GSO:I will throw you in the woodchipper.

Hmm. I wonder what a Hazyburger and Statichips would taste?

 

[Caldwin]

Not sure if we want to mingle meat from the same family like that. This isn't Kentucky.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

It’s not mingling living Family.

How about a Hazyburger and Calchips?

 

[Caldwin]

Not sure about that Hazyburger. You know Hazy. She's kinda spicy.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

Spicy can be good. Sometimes.

Anyway, I am far too sober for this. I need a drink… or ten.

 

[Caldwin]

*shoves a funnel in GSO's mouthand pours in the beer*

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

‘Chokes on the beer

Walks up from the basement’

maybe warn me first?

 

[Caldwin]

Hey, GSO? I'm gonna try this again in 3, 2, 1...

*shoves funnel into Scarlets mouth and pours in the beer*

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

Scarlet Snro you mean me, or Scarlet Jr?

GSO: Either way, at least it isn’t me!

 

[Caldwin]

Hey, Junior, what are you up to?

You know he hates being called that.

Well if I just say 'Scarlet' I get half the family looking my way!

Thanks for proving my point.

Let's just say it was a two-pronged beer bong.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Does this bar serve rum?

 

[Caldwin]

Spiced, white or possessed?

*brings lout a bottle of each*
*shrieking of the damned can be heard from the possessed one*

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

‘Both Scarlet and Scarlet Jr were, mostly, alive, though still gulping down…’

GSO: What do you put in the two-pronged beer bong?

’the two now very drunk Scarlet started gargling ‘Show me rge way to go home’

This bar is designed to have everything that exists. Plus every fictional drink that exists.

 

[Caldwin]

GSO: What do you put in the two-pronged beer bong?

Well, of course being a beer bong, I thought it was a moral imperative to put beer in there. Of course it was a dwarven beer, 50 times more alcoholic than human beer. Sooooo....

*yoink*
Mine!

*yoink*
Share!

This place is a bad influence!

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

GSO: It was bound to happen. Sooner rather than later. 50 times eh. Guess that explains the gargle singing.

 

[Caldwin]

Gargle singing? I think that's just the Scarlets drowning.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

True. But at least there happy. They’ll be back up the basement in a bit.

 

[Spin-Out]

*a 5' tall anthro red panda/tanuki hybrid kicks down the door* "I heard there's booze. GIVE ME SOME."