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Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
*rolls out a keg for the newcomer*

Hope you like it strong. I can't remember if this is beer or ryncol.
 

GodSentinelOmega

The Omega Knight Returns!
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Council of Elders
Citizen
‘Eyes the barrel warily’

Actually, I think that’s one of mystery barrels. Potent as hell, but you don’t know what you’ll get til you drink.

After that? Well, you’ll either by really happy, or unconscious.
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
Jersey turnpike in a barrel? Interesting!

For those not from the USA, don't ask what a New Jersey Turnpike is. Just...don't.
 

GodSentinelOmega

The Omega Knight Returns!
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
I won’t. However, I will ask this. How likely is it for anybody who drinks one to remember anything the day after? :)
 

GodSentinelOmega

The Omega Knight Returns!
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Council of Elders
Citizen
THAT’S a Jersey Turnpike? Sounds more like a coin flip death sentence than a drink!
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
Yes...college kids are dumbasses. And they often don't get any smarter.
 

GodSentinelOmega

The Omega Knight Returns!
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Council of Elders
Citizen
Scarlet and Scarlet?

Sounds like a bad law firm. :)

Wheras Hazy Static sounds like a radio DJ.
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
Signal Family Reunion:
Of course you know Static and Hazy. Over there we have Broken, Weak, Loose, Snowy, Crossed and Mixed. Also let's not forget Digital over there with Great Grandfather Analog. Over in the corner is Clear. We don't talk about him.

Spectrum Family Reunion:
Of course you know Scarlet and Scarlet. Over there we have Scarlet, Scarlet, Scarlet and little cousin Scarlet. Over in the corner is Night Cap. We don't talk about him.
 

GodSentinelOmega

The Omega Knight Returns!
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
Hahaha! :)

That would be a scary Spectrum family. Though I think the Spectrums have very colourful naming convention.

Emerald, Black, Midnight, Diamond, Cobalt, Azure, Onyx.

And Night Cap. :)
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
Well, you said it too, so now it must be canon. Scarlet and Night Cap are related.

...

I...I'm honestly not sure how I feel about that.
 

GodSentinelOmega

The Omega Knight Returns!
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
Fascinating. And weird.

Yet it kinda works, in an oddball sorta way. :)

Scarlet Snr: I’m… not sure either. Must go back quite a way before we lost track of it.
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
Of course alternatively, he snuck in uninvited. He's not related to Scarlet. He's related to Static.

That might explain so....

*brr*
Don't even think of canonizing that!
 


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