tec's bar reopened for a 4 time

[MEDdMI]

Now we can add Admin to the menu.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

:::writes on the blackboard: "Soup of the Day: Adminestrone"::::

 

[Caldwin]

Very punny, I mean punny, I mean...damnit! Very funny!

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

People who say " pun not intended" are cowards. Own your puns, weaklings.

 

[Wheelimus]

Yeah mean what you say, say what you mean (he said from the buffet table).

 

[Caldwin]

Eh? Is he supposed to be talking after going through the chipper?

*tosses Wheels through the chipper again*

*goes to the basement and yells down*

I think you'll find resurrection much more preferable to staying inside a chipped body that's already been made into food.

 

[Notomus]

Due to the repeated moves and restarts, I've had to cheap out a little on some of the non-alcoholic drink options.

Ah yes, people

IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE!!!

What you gonna do about it? Starve?

 

[Caldwin]

I found this thread on the second page. This is unacceptable! *throws Notomus into the meat grinder*

Nope, no starving. I think I'll help make more.

 

[Spin-Out]

"Nice to see people getting messily killed is still a normal thing here. I'll have some extra spicy sake. I want something that makes my mouth feel like it's on fire."

What's your alignment again, Akane?

"Listen, just because I'm Chaotic Good doesn't mean I can't enjoy some comedic sociopathy."

 

[Caldwin]

*takes a flamethrower and sets Akanes mouth on fire*

I aim to please.

 

[Spin-Out]

*Akane douses it with a drink and then slices Caldwin's head off with her bisento*

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Oh good, we were low on salsa bowls.

 

[Caldwin]

She certainly hasn't list that deadly efficiency.

*comes back up from the basement*
That seemed disproportionate.

Don't hug with a hobgoblin, dude. They'll hug you up. Could you pass me some chips?

Sure thing!
...
Creepy salsa bowl!

 

[Spin-Out]

*pounds back some spicy sake* Gods, that hits the spot.

 

[Caldwin]

*hesitates*
Just how spicy are we talking?

Don't be a wuss!
*tries some sake*
*breaths fire*
Dayum that's got one hell of a kick!

*takes a swig of some Captain Morgan spiced rum*

 

[Wheelimus]

*flies into the bar from the top of the Last Post Mountain*

Nice place you got here, where's Tec?

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

I think you're standing on him.

 

[Wheelimus]

I thought the whimpering from beneath my feet was unusual.

*steps off*

wonder how long it'll take him to recover so I can get a drink.

 

[Caldwin]

*hands Wheelimus a whiskey*

You know, it's usually best to get all the booze you can before the owner recovers. That way he doesn't know how much you owe.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

As if any of you actually pay anyway.