What stupid thing did the GOP say or do this time? Episode 3!

[NovaSaber]

Damn, it says "express purpose". I was hoping they just accidentally banned fossil fuels.

 

[Ungnome]

Changing the weather as a side effect of trying to get rich is fine. Changing the weather because you actually want to change the weather, not fine. I know intent is important, but....

 

[Pocket]

And even if they hadn't been explicit, they don't believe air pollution is affecting the weather so they wouldn't go after it. Likewise, they do believe Democrats are controlling the weather so they're probably going to start arresting everyone who's been accused of doing so by conspiracy theorists, try them in a kangaroo court, and lock them up.

 

[NovaSaber]

Someone pointed out that this might make firefighting helicopters illegal.

 

[Pocket]

Wildfires aren't a weather.

Also does Florida have a wildfire problem? They seem to be in way too wet of a climate for it.

 

[wonko the sane?]

Probably better that the mangrove trees don't burn, I heard their ash is powerful and dangerous irritant when inhaled.

 

[Ungnome]

They aren't weather, per say, but they can be both triggered by and affect the weather.

 

[Paladin]

MAGA husband: Giving wife orgasms, not babies, is 'gay sex'

"I’m not going to have gay sex," Luke Moody said of sex that gives his wife an orgasm but not a pregnancy.

www.advocate.com

has ANYONE who voted Republican in the last forty years ever actually satisfied a woman...

 

[Axaday]

So what actually is his conception ratio?

 

[Covert Agent Rodimal]

I don't want to live in this reality anymore..

 

[Rhinox]

I don't want to live in this reality anymore..

I'm sure that's what their wives say too . . . .

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Fellas, is it gay to make women happy?

 

[wonko the sane?]

If you listen to republicans: it gay to make anything other than money.

 

[Rhinox]

Fellas, is it gay to make women happy?

According to Andrew Tate and Nick Fuentes, yes. Oh, and it's also super gay to actually like your wives.

 

[Axaday]

I guess he finds it boring and feels subservient?

 

[Paladin]

A foster parent shook Nancy Mace's hand and asked her to protect trans kids.
She reported it as a violent assault.

Nancy Mace Calls Police on Prominent Foster Youth Advocate

A former foster youth and award-winning advocate was arrested at the U.S. Capitol tonight after Rep. Nancy Mace accused him of assault.

imprintnews.org

 

[Axaday]

What ARE the disputed allegations?

I have had my hand shaken under false pretense and let me tell you it is no walk in the park.

 

[Pale Rider]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1867362169928765471

 

[KidTDragon]

A foster parent shook Nancy Mace's hand and asked her to protect trans kids.
She reported it as a violent assault.

Nancy Mace Calls Police on Prominent Foster Youth Advocate

A former foster youth and award-winning advocate was arrested at the U.S. Capitol tonight after Rep. Nancy Mace accused him of assault.

imprintnews.org

She's now walking around with her arm in a sling.

This is what you get when you elect theater kids.

 

[Corvus]

I've said it before, I'll say it again and again.

"Deplorables" was too kind.