Wild Manes

CoffeeHorse

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I do like that the lesson is just an endorsement of caffeine. Gotta hook the kids early.
 

CoffeeHorse

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It took me way too long to remember that I shouldn't be surprised to see someone other than Cocoa serving drinks.

That sitting pose hurts.

That cart must not weigh much if tail hair can move it.

That sploit sound. This show really is Tales 2.0.

I'm actually not wondering how this situation came about. It doesn't seem all that remarkable.

Did the animation get a slight bump?

Sploit.

This is actually quite boring.

Sometimes it's good to be lucky.
 

ZakuConvoy

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Citizen
Bailey's encroaching on Cocoa's turf! Bailey agreed to stay on the beach! The town square is Cocoa's domain! This means refreshment war!

Is someone going to slip on the banana smoothie? Because that would almost be a clever twist on the old gag.

Bananas and Cocoa. That actually sounds pretty good.

"I bet you're wondering how THIS happened" I mean...sometimes people just trip, Cocoa. Not everything has to be a flashback with a 5 minute long backstory.

Bailey is interested in a non-surfing based sport?! Is this...character growth?!

I don't know how this helps her train, since they're just playing catch with the volleyball. Unless there's a version of the game that doesn't use a net?

Ouch, sand in the eye. No fun.

Lucky Hooves. I guess Hasbro owns the terms "Hooficures" already?

Pearla's leaving before the shenanigans start. She knows what's up.

"You never miss the cupcake catch" Which is doubly impressive with hooves!

Cocoa also sells cupcakes. She's a mare of many talents.

They put effort into that hoppy walk cycle.

I mean, technically, they never said is was GOOD Luck Polish.

*Bailey trying to move her cart on the beach* Well, this could be easily taken out of context.

Well, that's a look that says Bailey's going to be paying for all those drinks she smashed. Or else!

Well, that Thesaurus Book Club is really paying off!

Pearla giveth the Hoof Polish and Pearla can taketh it away!

I mean, this was Candi's Lucky Hoof Polish. They're clearly only good if you want to make interesting internet videos. They're used for epic fails for compilation videos, obviously.

So, the moral of the story is...I don't know, don't get your nails done?
 

CoffeeHorse

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This was a dull episode but I swear some of the animation was more fluid than usual.

The biggest problem remains that this town just isn't an interesting place. These characters have nothing interesting going on in their lives.
 

Videomaster21XX

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Okay so that's Dreamer. I'm learning.
How did no one else notice the giant sandwich?
Sorry no wings. Copyrights.
Okay wishing to no longer fly shouldn't freeze you like that. It doesn't make sense even twisted wish logic.
Ah the "It was all a dream" trope.
If we actually get her being a secret Genie, I'd give this show props, but I'm pretty sure we'll never see that again.
 

CoffeeHorse

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I'm bored. I hope this is good.

Huh? Horse bot cannot fly.

This time I actually am wondering.

Horses do sneeze very hard. You don't want to be in the way.

So you just have a magic lamp lying around any you never- DREAMER?

Oh. They just didn't have the budget for a new character model.

Really? That's your wish?

At least this isn't a jerk genie. No pressure on the remaining wishes.

No one in this town has any ambition. It really explains the state of things. But how did they get this way?

Fair. Flying is a good one. I'd go with telekinesis though. That's always been my favorite in my dreams.

The ears are waking up.

Okay maybe this is a jerk genie.

They're all taking this rather well.

This is beyond jerk genie now. This is not even a jerkish interpretation of the wish. This side effect is just completely made up.

... No.

Huh?

Dreamer what are you up to? What is going on?

Either this will never be mentioned again, or this show's getting weird.

I hope it's getting weird.
 

ZakuConvoy

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Citizen
Magic?! In THIS horse show?! I don't know. Magic and talking horses...I'm just not sure if those two things go together or not.

*Cocoa floating in mid air* This is what happens when you let the animators get bored.

Somebody had a Red Bull.

"Horses don't fly" Somewhere, Rainbow Dash just felt insulted and isn't sure why.

This is the face of a consummate professional. Even hovering several feet in the air, she STILL makes sure we get the flashback we need.

That sneeze almost sent her flying with no magic required. Unless that was magic pixie dust or something.

Rapunzel's Hairbrush, the Holy Grail, the Fan of Princess Iron Fan...bunch of worthless junk.

"Dreamer what are you doing in my lamp? We've talked about this, you can't do that before noon."

Gertie...so this is a dream, right? Either that or the animators just cannot be bothered to even put a different hat on a new character.

Oh no a Genie-in-Training? That's even worse than a normal genie! At least when a full Genie twists your wish against your will they do it with style!

Amateur move. Never wish for food on the first wish. It's just a waste of magical power. And it's usually stale.

Also, the sandwich is on the floor. Does the 5 second rule count when most of the food isn't touching the ground?

I mean, if she was REALLY "very good" I feel like she'd be a fully licensed genie. Unless she just doesn't want to pay the $500 for the test taking fee. That I could understand. It's such a scam.

Another amateur move. Don't ask the most indecisive horse in town about her opinion on abstract topics.

"Not very original" It kinda is in this town, though.

Too bad you didn't ask to fly...well.

Genies, man. Genies are trolls. Genies are the problem.

Puma-horse...she flies like a moron!

They never bring out the handbook until the third wish.

Oh...oh this is living nightmare. Trapped in a pose, unable to move.

Yup, it was a dream. Called it! We can't have MAGIC in our horse show. Pfft. The very idea.

"Okay, next time, I'm keeping my "special sleepytime brownies" to myself"

Oh, great, you've unleashed the Necronomicon into your world. Luckily, this town is so boring, even a cursed magic book doesn't want to hang around for long.

Dreamer is magic. Or something. I don't know. I guess Dreamer could have a connection to the Cognitive Realm or Astral Plane. That would almost make sense. Why not?
 

CoffeeHorse

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I like Dreamer. She's weird, and this show has been needing some weirdness. They're probably not going anywhere with this, but I hope they're going somewhere with this. I want more.
 


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