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“Your balls are telling you?! Who's the boss, you or your balls? You are! Your balls are your employees! So get your balls off their butt and back to work!” ~L~

"I sell balls and balls accessories at Strickland Balls." ~L~

"Hey there, girly. How you doin'?" "Sweating like balls, actually, and yourself?" "Now there's a way to get a guy's attention, huh?" ~L~

“You going to tell me to stay away from your balls?" "If I had to do that, they wouldn't be my balls.” ~L~

I can relate to that frustration. Last year I finally received my first vaccination dose on the 7th of October. The medical advice being followed by my local GP was to allow seven weeks between first and second doses, so my second dose was booked for the 25th of November. By order of the...

To be fair, what Ms. King said was found to be very unacceptable and she was charged accordingly. However, this does not address the systemic problem that exists when somebody asks you to do something you may or may not find mildly inconvenient and your response is to threaten violence with...

"Lick an orange. It tastes like an orange. The balls taste like balls! The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!" ~L~ I feel kind of bad about this one. I'm sorry to everyone who thinks I ought to be, but not sorry enough to not post it.

"Jayne, how many balls you plan on bringing? You only got the two arms." ~L~

Balls are visions, But only illusions, And balls have nothing to hide. ~L~

"It's taken us over two weeks to learn his patterns. He comes here every two days to feed. Seems he has a taste for balls." ~L~

“All kids, no balls. Probably a fancy orphanage.” ~L~

“It's nothing personal. It's just that, when people touch my balls, something happens." "What?" "I don't know, they just get hurt.” ~L~

"I'm cool with, you know, females working on my balls I prefer it actually." ~L~

"Hey, that's my balls! Dad, call the cops!" ~L~

"Lady, I only speak two languages, Balls and bad Balls." ~L~

"I thought for sure I was busted when I was climbing out that window, I tell you. So, how did you keep him distracted?" "I dazzled him with my balls." ~L~

Rhinox's warden has crossed that line between everyday villainy and cartoonish super-villainy. I'm so sorry you and your spouse have to work under those kinds of conditions. ~L~

"This was a device we discovered on an alien's balls. We don't know what it does either." ~L~

"By Grabthar's balls, you shall be avenged." ~L~

"It's got electrolytes! It's got what plants crave!" ~L~