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[Paladin]

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American people wouldn’t notice them. “Don’t make any sudden movements, or they’ll spot us,” Rep. Hakeem...

theonion.com

 

[Dekafox]

Vladimir Putin wins Oscar for Best Director of a Foreign Country

Vladimir Putin has been crowned the Best Director of a Foreign Country at this year’s Academy Awards after helming the political-comedy ‘The United States of America’.

buff.ly

 

[NovaSaber]

 

[Dekafox]

July 23, 1974 Doonesbury strip that seems appropriate to modern times:

 

[KidTDragon]

I didn't know Garry Trudeau was clairvoyant.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

He's not, we just haven't advanced much as a society in a long time. We have shinier toys and that's about it.

 

[Dekafox]

Actual ad in the UK:

 

[NovaSaber]

 

[Ungnome]

Funny thing is there is strong evidence that the human digestive system EVOLVED to eat cooked food. Our ancestors have been cooking meat since before they were homo sapiens. Use of fire goes back at least 400,000 years and there is STRONG evidence that it goes back much further than that, potentially up to a million years ago. Cooking food has been done for at least 300,000 years and there is evidence that we've been cooking for over a million years.