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[Paladin]

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American people wouldn’t notice them. “Don’t make any sudden movements, or they’ll spot us,” Rep. Hakeem...

theonion.com

 

[Dekafox]

Vladimir Putin wins Oscar for Best Director of a Foreign Country

Vladimir Putin has been crowned the Best Director of a Foreign Country at this year’s Academy Awards after helming the political-comedy ‘The United States of America’.

buff.ly

 

[NovaSaber]

 

[Dekafox]

July 23, 1974 Doonesbury strip that seems appropriate to modern times:

 

[KidTDragon]

I didn't know Garry Trudeau was clairvoyant.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

He's not, we just haven't advanced much as a society in a long time. We have shinier toys and that's about it.

 

[Dekafox]

Actual ad in the UK:

 

[NovaSaber]

 

[Ungnome]

Funny thing is there is strong evidence that the human digestive system EVOLVED to eat cooked food. Our ancestors have been cooking meat since before they were homo sapiens. Use of fire goes back at least 400,000 years and there is STRONG evidence that it goes back much further than that, potentially up to a million years ago. Cooking food has been done for at least 300,000 years and there is evidence that we've been cooking for over a million years.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

 

[Dekafox]

Toyota should sue for slander.

 

[wonko the sane?]

Slander, breach of copyright, counterfeiting, fraud: literally anything they could sue over. ONE of them will stick.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Apparently it's a trend now for people who regret owning Teslas, but can't afford to replace them, to try to slap a different manufacturer's markings on them as a disguise. Which could work for a lot of them, because a lot of people aren't into cars enough to tell, but Cybertrucks are way too distinct. And by distinct I mean ugly.

 

[Pocket]

Tesla's other models do look pretty mundane, to the credit of their designers, but aside from the early Model S's they still stand out like a sore thumb because they don't have big fake grills, in a world where everyone else is giving their vehicles massive cowcatchers.

 

[NovaSaber]

 

[KidTDragon]

Love it. And the ad for orange chicken just makes it better.