Random Thoughts From Out of Nowhere

Princess Viola

Dumbass Asexual
Citizen
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Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
Sometimes at work I just want a bag of chips. Ruffles Chedder & Sour Cream are just plain awesome.

But every time I open that bag I legit get pissed off at the chip to air ratio.
 

unluckiness

Somehow still sane
Citizen
The air isn’t to rip you off since the chip weight is listed on the bag. It’s to prevent the chips from being crushed during the trip from the factory to your hands.
 
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unluckiness

Somehow still sane
Citizen
Man, I hate these zombie movies that expect me to believe that unarmed humans but slower and stupider could take over the world. The early Romero films of localized outbreaks make more sense. Helps that they are much better movies too.
 

unluckiness

Somehow still sane
Citizen
I'm of the opinion that the reanimated dead are a sufficient wakeup call to even the most dense. I don't doubt humanity's capacity for stupidity but I have even less doubt in the humanity's and especially the military's ability to destroy things. We drove entire species to extinction with rocks and sharp sticks.

Watching 28 Days later lets me see why it persists though. Super-rabies crackheads just don't have the same impact.
 
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Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
I'm of the opinion that the reanimated dead are a sufficient wakeup call to even the most dense.

I don't know. In my life, there's just been too many times where I've been like "there's no hugging way people are that stupid." Sorry to say, but, they are.
 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
Shotguns have never been cheaper. A zombie outbreak in America would be over very quickly.
 

MEDdMI

Nonstop Baaka
Citizen
So would humans b/c gun happy idiots would be shooting at anything and everything. Also, guns and ammo are not unlimited.

My main thing about zombies is that they die when the brain is destroyed, right? But they're decaying corpses. Wouldn't the problem just solve itself once the brain naturally rots away and the number of human hosts dwindles down?
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
Saturday-Talk to coworker about Rocky

Sunday/Monday - days off where I watch the first movie.

Tuesday- Go back to coworker with update. "That wasn't me."

Damnit! Who the heck was I talking to? I wanted to continue the conversation, darnit!
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
I would really like to read the report Shepard had to write after a discarded clone made by Cerberus got a team together that shot up a sushi restaurant, made Shepard fall through a fishtank, have a shootout on the streets of the Citadel leading to a car lot getting shot up which then led to a casino heist which then led to them breaking into a high security museum...that also got shot up, leading to another shootout in the streets with the Normandy (a rather expensive flagship) getting stolen and yet another shootout with a bunch of buildings taking fire from canons meant to destroy armored space ships and then said clone become a splattered paste on the ground after tossing herself off the ship.

And the thing is, after the Reaper invasion and the Cerberus coup made possible possible by the human counselor... Citadel council may just have to believe it!
 

The Mighty Mollusk

Scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here
Citizen
Shep has security footage across the Citadel (not to mention aboard the Normandy) showing the whole thing, plus whatever other sources Liara can call on as the Shadow Broker, plus Brooks' testimony if you take her alive. Their account is also backed by (assuming they're alive and with you) the Krogan Overlord, a Quarian Admiral, and the right hand of the Turian Primarch, as well as a fellow Specter and several ranking members of the Alliance military. Besides, Specters have carte blanche to do whatever they deem necessary to preserve galactic order anyway.

And considering all the other crap Shepard pulls (let's start with coming back from the dead and go down the list), let's face it, this isn't even the weirdest thing they do.
 


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