Random Thoughts From Out of Nowhere

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
This is the most aggressively talkative hold recording I've ever been stuck on the phone with. Shut up and let me listen to the music.
 

Haywire

Collecter of Gobots and Godzilla
Citizen
You actually want to listen to the music? 😳
IDK, hold music always reminds me of the music between the daytime educational shows on Nebraska Public Television in a weirdly nostalgic way...

...yes, my childhood was a bit weird, why do you ask?
 

Noip

I'll think of something later.
Citizen
"Your call is very important to us. The next available representative will soon take your call."

Liars. Every one of them.
 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
And the person hung up on me. I choose to believe it was an accident.
 

MEDdMI

Nonstop Baaka
Citizen
I love it when the Detective Conan anime does episodes that take place in actual places in Japan. Come visit this area and eat the regional dishes, come see all the wonderful things, why this landmark is---
WHAAAAATTTTTTTT!?!?!?!?! THERE'S BEEN A MURDER AT THE LANDMARK!?!?!?!?!?!?
 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
Yo. Lady who keeps barging into my back yard to fetch a cat. You do not know what you're doing to me when my first waking thought of the day is that there's a humanoid shape on the other side of my window.
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
"No Trespassing" signs or "Beware of Gecko/Peacock/you won't believe what other jive I've got up in here" signs may help?
 

Superomegaprime

Wondering bot
Citizen
I think I saw a Glitch in the Matrix earlier on, I was out by the garage about to get my bike out and cycle to one of my local takeaways, when I saw one of the local cats trot across the street, at the time I was putting my gloves on to keep my hands warm, when I saw another cat of very similar colours cross the street heading in the same direction as the first one, are we actually living in a Digital world?
 

Princess Viola

Dumbass Asexual
Citizen
i can't relate, we got like 8 cats.
 


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