tec's bar reopened for a 4 time

[Caldwin]

*rolls out a keg for the newcomer*

Hope you like it strong. I can't remember if this is beer or ryncol.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

‘Eyes the barrel warily’

Actually, I think that’s one of mystery barrels. Potent as hell, but you don’t know what you’ll get til you drink.

After that? Well, you’ll either by really happy, or unconscious.

 

[Caldwin]

Jersey turnpike in a barrel? Interesting!

For those not from the USA, don't ask what a New Jersey Turnpike is. Just...don't.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

I won’t. However, I will ask this. How likely is it for anybody who drinks one to remember anything the day after?

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Depends how they handle their booze, but they might not want to remember drinking that.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

Hehe. That’s kinda what I expected.

 

[Caldwin]

Urban Dictionary: Jersey Turnpike Shot

When the bartender wipes down the bar and squeezes the rag into a shotglass.

www.urbandictionary.com

In case you're still curious.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

THAT’S a Jersey Turnpike? Sounds more like a coin flip death sentence than a drink!

 

[Caldwin]

Yes...college kids are dumbasses. And they often don't get any smarter.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Some drink to remember. Some drink to forget.

 

[Caldwin]

And some drink to be marinated.

*passes another beer to Static, Hazy, Scarlet and Scarlet*

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

Scarlet and Scarlet?

Sounds like a bad law firm.

Wheras Hazy Static sounds like a radio DJ.

 

[Caldwin]

Signal Family Reunion:
Of course you know Static and Hazy. Over there we have Broken, Weak, Loose, Snowy, Crossed and Mixed. Also let's not forget Digital over there with Great Grandfather Analog. Over in the corner is Clear. We don't talk about him.

Spectrum Family Reunion:
Of course you know Scarlet and Scarlet. Over there we have Scarlet, Scarlet, Scarlet and little cousin Scarlet. Over in the corner is Night Cap. We don't talk about him.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

Hahaha!

That would be a scary Spectrum family. Though I think the Spectrums have very colourful naming convention.

Emerald, Black, Midnight, Diamond, Cobalt, Azure, Onyx.

And Night Cap.

 

[Caldwin]

Well, you said it too, so now it must be canon. Scarlet and Night Cap are related.

...

I...I'm honestly not sure how I feel about that.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

Fascinating. And weird.

Yet it kinda works, in an oddball sorta way.

Scarlet Snr: I’m… not sure either. Must go back quite a way before we lost track of it.

 

[Caldwin]

Of course alternatively, he snuck in uninvited. He's not related to Scarlet. He's related to Static.

That might explain so....

*brr*
Don't even think of canonizing that!

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

::: pokes the jukebox with a long stick :::

 

[Caldwin]

*Static trots up to the bar and sits down next to Scarlet*

"Look, bub! I realize this place is deader that Caldwin's **** in the middle of the Playboy mansion, but I just spent the last 2 hours watching Deadpool and Wolverine and I need to RP some yellow runt with a mouth in a knock-down drag-out fight. So what's say you call me 'peanut' and we just ****ing go!"

...
The hell did you just say about me and the Playboy mansion?

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

:::Scarlet held up up a hoof and continued to down the large bottle he held:::

GSO: Wait for it.

:;;Scarlet then grinned…and smacked Static in the face with the (now empty) bottle:::

Scarlet: Ok peanut. Let’s ****ing go!

Scarlet Jr: Ookay, here we go again. ‘Sigh’ time to take cover behind the bar again.

GSO: It wouldn’t be a proper re-re-re-re-uh-re-opening, without an obligatory bar fight. Hey Caldwin, fight or drink?