tec's bar reopened for a 4 time

[Caldwin]

*takes a shard of glass out of his skull and grins maniacally*
Let's.hugging.GO!
*tackles Scarlet through the table and headbuts him*

*looks to GSO*
I'm thinking drink...maybe some popcorn?

*rolls eyes*
Colts! C'mon, Jr. lets get a drink and let the "adults" do their thing.

 

[tec]

Popcorn in my bar?? nope we have all kinds of snacks popcorn is not one of them gross

 

[Caldwin]

Oh, well, that's okay. I brought plenty.
*starts handing out popcorn*

*gets thrown across the bar and lands on Caldwin, crushing all the popcorn*
Whew! Stronger than he looks!
*lunges back at Scarlet*

Well crap!

 

[Destron D-69]

I'll have Scotch

 

[Caldwin]

I've heard they can be a handfull.

 

[Destron D-69]

I usually get it by the bottle, but whatever works

 

[Caldwin]

*pours scotch directly into Destron's mouth*

Say when!

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

GSO: I have come to the conclusion that Destron is powered by Scotch. His blood, is Scotch. Therefore, there will never be a ‘When’.

’Scarlet comes flying across the room to crashinto (and through) the opposite wall.

Scarlet: ugh. Ok. ‘Deep breath’ Maximum Effort!

’Scarlet leaps forward and (randomly now has katanas) and flys at Static’

Scarlet Jr: Have either of them died yet?

’massive explosion’

Scarlet Jr: Ah. There we go.

’Scarlet comes hurtling out of the basement, now holding one katana and an Uzi’

Scarlet: No grenades!

GSO: Who wants some Statichips.

 

[Caldwin]

Static comes barreling out of the basement with claws out.


Let's bucking go!

Static lunges at Scarlet and gets impaled by the katana.

Did he not see the katana? He realizes the katana's have more range than the claws, right?

I'm not sure if he realizes that while I gave him the size, demeanor and overall color scheme...he never did have Wolverine's healing powers.

Right, Bub...gonna get you fer that one!"

This is going to go on for a while, isn't it?

A massive explosion rocks the bar followed soon after by Stating and Scarlet punching their way out of the basement

Hey! I agree with Scarlet here. No grenades.

That wasn't a grenade. It was a molotov.

*sigh*
*sigh*

 

[Destron D-69]

*has not said when yet*

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

::: munches on M&Ms :::

 

[MEDdMI]

*munches on TMM munching on M&Ms*

 

[Caldwin]

*has not said when yet*

Give me a sec.
*tosses out empty bottle
*opens new bottle and starts pouring it down Destron's throat*

*walks over with two halves of a broken bottle lodged into his skull*
Hey, buddy! This your way of saying you want to join in on the fight?

Uh, that was a total accident. I'm kinda busy here, Stasi. But feel free to use the bottle in your little squabble.

*rips bottle halves out of his skull and charges back in at Scarlet*
Round two, bub!

 

[Destron D-69]

I somehow feel culturally appropriated by this pony fight XD

 

[Caldwin]

Get your country's name out my bucking mouth!

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

‘Scarlet lands and opens for on Static’

Scarlet: That is the weirdest double-negatice of that phrase I’ve ever seen. Especially from mister Budget Wolvie over here.

Hmm. Now there’s a a question. If you’re budget Wolvie, does that make Hazy budget X-23?

GSO: This does not bode well.

 

[Caldwin]

Eeeeh...In order to write Hazy as X-23, I'd have to know spanish. After 3 years in high school and 1 in college, I still can't remember much.

Donde esta la biblioteca. That literally translates to I don't bargain!"

Uh, actually, that's not even remotely...

Don't bother. Just...don'. *sigh Just had to make us related!

 

[Destron D-69]

"I Can Be Captain Human Torch!" "BUCK BUCK PONYFEATHERS BUCK!!!"

 

[Caldwin]

I taught her those words! *proud beaming*

I taught her those words... *sorrowful regret *

 

[CoffeeHorse]

"You taught me a lot too."